I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups
are you satan
are you god
(via come-alittlecloser)
I started saying shit like “u” “pls” and “rly” ironically but I can’t stop now
srsly guys it’s a legit problem
(Source: buttyflam, via hundrith-deactivated20130331)
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
(Source: pizzashrapnelblindness, via haydenrodgers)
it’s really strange to think think that we’re all just background characters in other people’s lives, someone they walk past while rushing to be somewhere or bump into on their way to get coffee and these people all have their own problems and insecurities and lives and we’re not part of them. i just think about that a lot.
“your friend is hot” story of my life
oh my gosh my life
hahaha a more accurate post has never been made
(Source: cumbersome11, via goodmorningbrodie)







